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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 19:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

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No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

What would you change in Rings of Power?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some funny and smart quotes?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you explain BYD selling more battery electric vehicles than Tesla in Europe for the first time in April?

Thumbs down again.

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives